Valentine’s Day is weird.
You’re supposed to buy something “thoughtful,” but everything either feels lazy… or wildly overpriced.
So we went the only direction that makes sense: all-black EDC.
This week’s SPPLY. is no fluff. No colors. Just gear you’ll actually carry - and stuff your friends will mysteriously want to “borrow.”
Your partner will love it. Or you’ll keep it. Same outcome.
If it’s blacked out, lives in a pocket, clips onto something, or improves your life, it made the cut.
Let’s check it out 👇
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PICKS OF THE WEEK.
This is box-cutting turned into a full-time hobby. Uses standard utility blades, feels scary-satisfying, and makes opening packages way too enjoyable.
Tiny but built like a little metal tank. Clips to a hat for POV mode, goes magnetic for hands-free chaos, and still looks clean in all black.
A lighter case that’s basically an armored carry system. Drop-proof, waterproof, modular inserts… and the latch is a fidget on its own. Designed in collaboration with yours truly.
👉 Stay lit
ACEDC Rabbot Slider
Not a toy. It’s for serious fidgeters. Discreet in-hand, insanely satisfying, and absolutely guaranteed to earn side-eye in meetings.
👉 Click responsibly
MecArmy RL3BK Titanium Pry Bar - 2 left in stock 🔥
A “pry bar” that’s also a bottle opener and a pocket fidget disguised as a tool. Titanium, blackout, and weirdly addictive to mess with.
👉 Carry anything
FORKFUL - Dinner, Handled - 50% Off 🔥
Valentine’s plans aside… you still have to eat like an adult. If your current dinner rotation is “Uber Eats regret” + “whatever’s in the freezer”… fix that in one click.
Forkful meals show up fresh and are ready in 2–3 minutes. No prep. No dishes. Just eat and move on.
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Elevation Labs TimeCapsule (10-Year AirTag Battery Case) - 20% Off 🔥
Set it, forget it, and stop living in fear of the “low battery” notification. Bulks it up, sure - but the trade is years of peace.
👉 Track it forever
Open Case
Protection without turning your phone into a brick. The cutout system is the whole point: keeps the wallet snug, reduces bulk, and looks sharp.
👉 Slim it down
The North Face Mini Mountain Jacket Keychain
Completely unnecessary. Completely perfect. A tiny jacket that holds keys like it’s serious gear — and honestly, it goes hard clipped on a bag.
👉 Flex the tiny jacket
Anbernic RG35XXSP
Nostalgia in blackout mode. Flip it open and you’re immediately 12 years old again - except now you have adult money and worse posture.
👉 Play the classics
EXCESSORIZE ME.
The Most INTENSE All-Black EDC Loadout You’ll Ever See!
Blackout EDC (Everyday Carry) is our favourite and apparently yours too, so we found some of the best gadgets and tech accessories for an updated episode 79 of What's In My Pockets!
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I rest my case,
EXCESSORIZE ME.