Welcome back, Pocket Hoarders.
You know the drill: I find tiny, overpowered gadgets so you don’t have to dig through the digital dumpster fire that is online shopping. This week’s lineup? Pocket powerhouses that slap way above their size class.
From keychain flashlights that can blind a bear to multitools that could probably do your taxes. If it’s compact, clever, and questionably necessary? I’ve probably added it to cart.
Read on, upgrade your pockets, and flex responsibly.
But first… I have a little something for you, on me.
Let’s check it out!
⭐️ GIVEAWAY AGAINNNN - BLACKOUT AIRPODS PRO 2! ⭐
Free $15 on me off your first purchase on Whatnot (can be used anywhere on the app)!
In order to enter the giveaway for Blackout ColorWare Airpods Pro:
1. Leave a comment on the VIDEO of your Whatnot username AND let me know what you want to spend (or have already spent) your $15 USD credit on.
2. BONUS ENTRY if you spend some/all of your $15 credit (Whatnot will track accordingly!)
3. Winner will be picked in a month. We will DM the winner, so make sure you download Whatnot using our link and follow our official profile!
⚠️ ENDS: JULY 25TH, 2025
PICKS OF THE WEEK.
KeySmart Key Organiser
Tiny but Mighty: Meet the Key Overlord.
Sick of your keyunding like a tambourine in your pocket? The KeySmart Rugged shuts that down. It holds up to 14 keys, opens bottles, clips to your gear, and makes you feel 12% more tactical.
Now 10% off - because your pocket deserves better.
Gerber Dime
Tiny. Tactical. Overqualified.
The Gerber Dime is basically a toolbox that went through a shrink ray. 12 tools, butterfly open, bottle-readnd keychain-sized, because who has space for nonsense?
Now down to $26.20 (red edition), your pocket's new MVP just got cheaper.
RovyVon Aurora A3 Keychain Flashlight
Your Phone Flashlight Is Embarrassed.
The RovyVon Aurora A3 is barely bigger than a Tic Tac but puts out a blinding beam of tactical glory. Rechargeable, keychain-ready, and built like it could survive a small war.
Perfect pocket flex, and totally giftable.
inCharge 6-in-1 Keychain Charging Cable
One Cable to Rule Them All.
The inCharge 6-in-1 is a tiny charging cable that turns your keychain into a power station. USB-C, Lightning, Micro-USB, yeah, it speaks all those dialects.
Plug it, flex it, forget about ever begging for a charger again.
COMMUNITY.
What’s Your Pocket Superpower?
Thanks for checking it out!
I rest my case,
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