📱 Pocket junk, nostalgia bombs & one charger to rule them all

Remember when a “big purchase” was a pack of gum at 7-Eleven? Yeah… now it’s titanium spinners, R2-D2 Tamagotchis, and car chargers that look like Tony Stark built them.

This week’s SPPLY. is stacked with gear you don’t need but will absolutely convince yourself you deserve: pocket tools, desk toys, nostalgia bombs, and enough fidget sliders to keep your brain fed until next Tuesday.

I’ve dug through the chaos, found the best deals, and lined up the kind of stuff that makes your wallet cry but your inner gadget goblin scream “take my money.”

Scroll down, flex your self-control (or don’t), and let’s see what’s about to land in your cart.

Let’s check it out!

PICKS OF THE WEEK.

⚙️ EDC & Pocket Junk

• Lever Gear Toolcard Pro – 10% Off 🔥 
  Credit card-sized multitool with 40+ functions. Fits in your wallet. TSA-compliant. Basically Batman’s Amex.
  👉 Pocket a toolbox

• Nitecore TINI 2 Keychain Flashlight 
  500 lumens out of something smaller than a car key fob. OLED display tells you battery % like a tiny Iron Man HUD.
  👉 Blind your friends responsibly

• LISEN Retractable Car Charger (69W, 4-in-1) – 39% Off 🔥 
  Four devices charging at once, cables that retract so your car doesn’t look like spaghetti night, and fast USB-C juice for iPhone or Samsung. Basically the Thanos gauntlet of car chargers.
  👉 Power without the mess

• Orbitkey Key Organizer
  Minimalist leather or nylon key wrap. Turns your pocket jingle into a silent assassin’s kit.
  👉 Organize your chaos

💻 Desk & Tech Candy

• Elgato Stream Deck Mini
  Six programmable buttons that can launch Spotify, mute Zoom, or trigger an airhorn SFX. Basically a productivity cheat code.
  👉 Push to flex

• Satechi Aluminum USB-C Hub Clamp – 30% Off 🔥 
  Clips to your desk like a leech and gives you all the ports Apple removed. Looks way pricier than it is.
  👉 Clamp and conquer

• LuminoLite Rechargeable Book Light
  Retro Game Boy vibes but for late-night reading. Bonus: clamps onto your Gundam magazines.
  👉 Read like it’s 1999

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🎮 Nostalgia & Collectibles

• Tamagotchi Star Wars R2-D2 Edition
  The classic pet-sim, but now it beeps in droid. Yes, you can neglect your R2 unit at work too.
  👉 Raise your chaos droid

• PowerA Wireless GameCube-Style Controller for Switch – 40% Off 🔥 
  If the Game Boy Micro made you cry, this is the adult comfort snack. Clicky, retro, and Smash-ready.
  👉 Relive the glory days

• My Arcade Micro Player – Galaga / Pac-Man – 11% Off 🔥 
  Miniature arcade cabinet with actual playable games. Shelf candy and lunch break dopamine.
  👉 Insert coin IRL

🎒 Bags & Carry

• Peak Design Tech Pouch 
  Origami-style compartments that make dongle chaos look intentional. Basically an adult Pokémon binder.
  👉 Fold your junk

• Alpaka Zip Pouch Pro
  Waterproof, RFID-blocking, and fits cash/cards/keys in cyberpunk style. Feels like it came from Blade Runner.
  👉 Cyber-carry mode

🌀 Fidget & Weird Toys

• MecArmy X7 Glow Fidget Spinner
  Titanium + glow-in-the-dark insert. Childhood toy meets EDC flex.
  👉 Spin the night away

• T‑Conceal EDC Magnetic Fidget Slider - 18% Off 🔥 
  A CNC metal slider that clicks, glides, and magnetically resets. Super tactile, feels like something James Bond would fidget on.
  👉 Slide into serenity

• DMaos Linkage Bike Chain Spinner
  Hybrid of a spinner + bike chain linkage. It’s like your fingers are riding a micro mountain bike.
  👉 Pedal your stress away

EXCESSORIZE ME.

Unboxing 50 items in one massive shopping haul - but are they smart investments or just bad adult money purchases?

From everyday carry gear (EDC) and tech accessories to rare collectibles, gadgets, and must-have finds, this haul has it all. If you love unboxings, shopping hauls, gadget reviews, and seeing the craziest EDC items and accessories, you’ll want to see if these 50 picks are future goldmines or total wastes of money.

Perfect for EDC fans, collectors, and anyone who loves cool tech and gear.

Thanks for checking it out!

I rest my case,

EXCESSORIZE ME.