📱 Childhood Dreams, Adult Money

Labor Day deals might be over, but the deals are still dealing.

Amazon’s got shelves full of gear screaming “treat yourself” and we just handpicked the ones that hit the childhood-nostalgia-meets-grownup-budget sweet spot.

Retro vibes, thocky keys, rainbow lights, and micro-sized toys that make your desk 100% more fun, all without your wallet filing for early retirement.

Grab a snack, stretch your credit card, and let’s run it.

Let’s check it out!

🗳️ We’re Trying Something New

We’re testing a new Quick Fire format, more deals, less clutter, all killer no filler.
Before we lock it in, we want your take 👇

PICKS OF THE WEEK.

🎮 Tech & Desk Candy

Keychron Q1 Pro – 15% Off
Aluminum tank build. Gasket-mounted thock. Hot-swappable everything. This wireless mechanical keyboard feels like typing on butter while your desk glows like a rave.
👉 Snag it here

Your Daily Steps, Now 100x More Fun. - 32% off + Free Gift
Meet the #1 gamified treadmill that makes workouts feel like play. The Victory Treadmill blends immersive gameplay with top-tier hardware, so every session feels fresh, fun, and effective. Explore scenic trails, conquer quests, or race friends - all while hitting your goals. Plus, use code VICTORY50 for an extra $50 off.
👉️ Start your 30-day risk-free trial today!*

Nanoleaf Shapes Hexagon Starter Kit – 25% Off
Modular RGB wall panels that snap together like adult LEGO. Touch-reactive, music-syncing, and totally addictive.
👉 Click here

Elago AW3 Apple Watch Stand – 32% Off
Your Apple Watch becomes a mini 1984 Macintosh. Zero utility. Maximum serotonin.
👉 Cop it here

LEGO Super Mario Question Block – 20% Off
A chunky Mario cube that pops open into hidden dioramas. It’s desk art. It’s nostalgia. It’s awesome.
👉 Get it here

🔑 EDC & Pocket Toys

Orbitkey Key Organizer – 18% Off
Turns your chaotic keyring into a silent Swiss-army-style stack. Smooth flips, slick leather, big EDC energy.
👉 Shop it

RovyVon Aurora A8 – 22% Off
Pocket flashlight smaller than your pinky, brighter than your future (650 lumens). Bonus side LEDs for party tricks.
👉 Grab it here

TinyCircuits Thumby – (Currently Full Price 😥)
A keychain-sized retro console that actually plays games. Comes preloaded with 5 classics, rechargeable, and you can even code your own games on it.
👉 Grab it here

🎒 Collectibles & Nostalgia

Nanoblock Pokémon Type Water Set 1 – (Currently Full Price)
Six mini water-type legends in one box: Blastoise, Wingull, Piplup, Slowking, Cramorant… and the real MVP, Magikarp. Tiny 4 mm bricks, big desk flex.
👉 Click here

8BitDo Pro 3 Bluetooth Controller for Switch/Switch 2 – 10% Off
Multi-platform beast. Swappable ABXY buttons, Hall Effect triggers, pro back buttons, and its own charging dock. Basically the grown-up GameCube controller you wish you had in 2003, but now it works on Switch 2, PC, and even iOS.
👉 Get it here

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EXCESSORIZE ME.

We went outside to shop for once and found some really wicked retro, nostalgic, and surprisingly working consoles, toys, and everyday carry too.

This episode fills the holes I had as a child, as I finally get to spend my adult money and buy all the products I couldn't in my childhood!

Thanks for checking it out!

I rest my case,

EXCESSORIZE ME.