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📱 Black Friday Started Early... Hide Your Wallet

Amazon flipped the switch early. We sorted the gold from the garbage so you don’t have to.

Black Friday has officially started… because apparently November 20th is a perfectly normal time to have a full-scale economic event now.

Amazon already lit the fuse, deals are detonating everywhere, and your self-control is hanging on by one frayed USB-C cable. So in this week’s SPPLY., we sifted through the early madness, ignored the “86% off pumpkin-spice mop slippers,” and pulled the stuff actually worth adding to cart.

Premium gear, desk upgrades, fidgets, nostalgia bombs, and a couple of “why is this 50% off?” jaw-droppers.

Scroll down and test your willpower. (Or don’t. It is Black Friday.)

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PICKS OF THE WEEK.

Desk & Tech Candy

Triple 100W USB-C ports + built-in retractable cables = the portable power brick your entire bag suddenly revolves around. Approved for flights, feared by dying laptops everywhere.
👉 Juice your whole life

A retro-futuristic clack machine that looks like 1950 and types like 2025. Metal frame, LED backlight, and a media control knob for instant serotonin.
👉 Clack responsibly

50-hour battery, plush fit, and the kind of bass that makes emails feel cinematic. In Black Friday pink, because why not.
👉 Turn real life into a soundtrack

Copilot+ PC, Snapdragon X Plus chip, 16GB RAM, the cleanest, fastest productivity machine at its lowest price ever.
👉 Upgrade your entire personality

🔧 EDC & Pocket Gear

CNC-machined metal fidget cube that flips, folds, and melts anxiety out of your hands. The original “I’m just thinking” toy.
👉 Fold your stress away

ONO Slider – 30% Off

A silent, pocketable fidget disc that slides like poker chips and keeps your brain from opening the same three apps in a loop.
👉 Slide into clarity

🎮 Nostalgia & Fun

A thumb-sized retro console with an OLED screen, 5 built-in games, and the ability to code your own. A keychain that sparks childhood flashbacks on command.
👉 Game in the palm of your thumb

Yes, 50% off. A 1,048-piece Mandalorian display set featuring Baby Yoda, posable ears, a shifter knob, and instant living-room bragging rights.
👉 Build your little green son

🏠 Home Tech & Useful Chaos

Bedroom vibes: upgraded. Multi-color gradients, music sync, and app-controlled chaos for under ten bucks.
👉 Glow up your cave

81,000+ reviews don’t lie. #1 Best-Seller, Lightning-fast readings, waterproof, and the only reason your steaks won’t embarrass you this holiday.
👉 Stop guessing, start grilling

80-hour runtime, 3 color temps, stepless dimming, featherweight and perfect for late-night scrolling reading.
👉 Read like a ninja

Laser mapping + 5000 Pa suction + auto-empty for 60 days. Basically a tiny employee you don’t have to manage.
👉 Fire yourself from cleaning

🎒 Carry & Lifestyle

Airport-friendly, water-resistant, fits everything, costs less than a pizza. Pink khaki but somehow still hard.
👉 Load out in style

The universal uniform. Soft, durable, tag-free, stock up while they’re basically pocket change.
👉 Refresh your rotation

WHOOP 5.0 Fitness Tracker – Black Friday Deal

24/7 recovery tracking, menstrual insights, personalized coaching, and 14-day battery life. A full-time health nerd for your wrist.
👉 Quantify your chaos

EXCESSORIZE ME.

I Rebuilt My BLACKOUT EDC From Scratch

Discover the ultimate all-black everyday carry setup featuring the best blackout EDC gear, minimalist gadgets, stealth pocket essentials, and must-have tech accessories for 2025.

In this video, I break down my latest black EDC upgrade, showcasing knives, wallets, flashlights, multitools, and sleek gear designed for daily use.

If you love clean minimalist carry, blackout setups, or want inspiration for your next EDC loadout, this curated list highlights the top-performing items worth adding to your kit.

Thanks for checking it out!

I rest my case,

EXCESSORIZE ME.