📱 Adults Don’t Grow Up, We Just Get Better Toys

Remember when your biggest purchase was a pack of Pokémon cards and a sugar high?
Yeah… now it’s titanium knives, pixel speakers, and mugs that talk to your phone.

This week’s SPPLY. drop is for the kids who never stopped unboxing - we just started calling it “EDC research.” From a flipper that feels like a fidget toy to a mini PC that doubles as a desk therapist, these are the kind of toys your wallet pretends not to see.

Scroll down. Justify your dopamine.

Let’s check it out.

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PICKS OF THE WEEK.

⚙️ EDC & Pocket Toys

🔪 CRKT CEO Microflipper - Featured

Looks like a pen, slices like a samurai. The definition of “responsible adulting.”
Under the hood, it’s rocking Sandvik 12C27 blade steel for absurdly good edge retention, IKBS ball bearings for glass-smooth action, and a flipper tab that fires faster than your boss’s weekend texts.
The aluminum handle keeps things strong yet feather-light, while the liner lock makes one-hand closing feel dangerously satisfying.
👉 Flick it like you mean it

💳 Ekster Aluminum Cardholder – 15% Off
Pop-up cards with one thumb. Because wallets are just fidget toys with bills inside.
👉 Slide to flex

🌀 MetMo Grip – 28% Off
Half vice grip, half fidget therapy device. Industrial-grade stress relief for the 9-to-5 apocalypse.
👉 Twist, click, cope

💻 Desk & Tech Candy

🧱 Divoom Pixel Factory Speaker - 10% Off - Featured

Remember when your first computer made cool noises and crashed every 10 minutes? Same energy, but cuter. This mini 90s-style PC speaker pumps out 5 W of near-field audio that actually sounds legit.
Customize the 1.77" pixel screen with 70+ retro clock faces, animations, or your own chaotic messages in the Divoom app. Drop reminders, jokes, or passive-aggressive love notes — your desk, your moodboard.
It’s also an alarm clock, white-noise machine, and Pomodoro timer, so you can pretend it’s for “productivity.” Stream over Bluetooth 5.3, plug in by USB, or go full analog with a TF card. No Wi-Fi. No data mining. Just dopamine.
👉 Light it up

🪩 Lume Cube Edge 2.0 Desk Light
Because your webcam deserves mood lighting too. Adjustable warmth = instant main-character energy.
👉 Glow smarter

🧊 NuPhy Air75 V2 Mechanical Keyboard
Low-profile keys, high-key satisfaction. The grown-up version of smashing arcade buttons.
👉 Type like a boss fight

🎮 Nostalgia & Collectibles

🚗 Mini RC Cybertruck - 10% Off
Charge it, crash it, repeat. Proof that Elon’s toys are way more fun at 1:24 scale.
👉 Ram responsibly

🪙 LEGO Polaroid Camera Set - 20% Off
Fake photos, real serotonin. Feels like the old point-and-shoot your parents wouldn’t let you touch.
👉 Build your nostalgia

🪞 Desktop Infinity Mirror Cube - 29% Off
Completely useless, wildly mesmerizing. Stare into the void—and make it RGB.
👉 Gaze responsibly

🎒 Carry & Lifestyle Upgrades

🎒 Bellroy Venture Sling 6L
Adult lunchbox energy, but stylish. Fits your EDC and your questionable spending decisions.
👉 Pack the chaos

☕ Ember 2 Smart Mug
Keeps coffee hot longer than your motivation lasts. Science, but sexy.
👉 Sip like a scientist

EXCESSORIZE ME.

ULTIMATE Adult Money Shopping Haul - Over 50 EDC, Tech, and Collectibles!

Unboxing 50 items in one massive shopping haul - but are they smart investments or just bad adult money purchases?

From everyday carry gear (EDC) and tech accessories to rare collectibles, gadgets, and must-have finds, this haul has it all.

If you love unboxings, shopping hauls, gadget reviews, and seeing the craziest EDC items and accessories, you’ll want to see if these 50 picks are future goldmines or total wastes of money. Perfect for EDC fans, collectors, and anyone who loves cool tech and gear.

Thanks for checking it out!

I rest my case,

EXCESSORIZE ME.